Zork

East of Morgoth	Score: 1	Moves: 70
> go up You are in a small bedroom. There is a messy desk in a messy room with a computer on the desk. A blue cap with a red brim decorated with the Washington Nationals "DC" monogram is here. > examine computer It's a Gateway, with a pen and pocket watch decorating the keyboard. > take cap Taken > wear cap You are now wearing the cap. A rabid Baltimore Orioles fan comes in, sees your cap, then beats you to death while screaming about vengeance for his team's 2-1 loss against the Nats. ... But wait! Suddenly, you wake up! You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!" You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real. go north go south go east go west restore