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| East of Morgoth
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Score: 1
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Moves: 70
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> go up
You are in a small bedroom. There is a messy desk in a messy room with a computer on the desk. A blue cap with a red brim decorated with the Washington Nationals "DC" monogram is here.
> examine computer
It's a Gateway, with a pen and pocket watch decorating the keyboard.
> take cap
Taken
> wear cap
You are now wearing the cap.
A rabid Baltimore Orioles fan comes in, sees your cap, then beats you to death while screaming about vengeance for his team's 2-1 loss against the Nats.
- *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia ***
Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN):
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