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 Call a Linux Guru Score: ? Moves: ?


> call linux grue
In a record 17 seconds, a linux grue comes and fixes the computer. It then eats you.


> what?
You forgot that you called a grue, not a guru.


> undo
Fine. UNDO. Time goes backwards.


> call linux GURU
In a record 16 seconds, a Linux guru comes and solves your problems.


> smile
The guru turns out to be a grue.


> CHEATER!
I'm sorry, but all gurus are grues.


> kill narrator
You killed the narrator.


> Now I can type win without a grue eating me!


> win

CONGRAGULATIONS! YOU WIN!



> Yay!
NOT! For killing the narrator, you are eaten by a grue.


> cancel
The new narrator ceases to exist, as well as the grue.


> become god
Fine. You become god.


> MUHAHAHAHHAHAH-
You are eaten by the god of grues.


> point out that gods can't die
So what? You got eaten anyway.


> undo
The grue ceases to exist.


> destroy a random city
Idiot. You just blew up Free Country, USA!


> what?
You are killed by an angry mob of Homestar Runner fans. And Strong Bad.


> un-
Your god powers have been taken away.


*** You have died ***


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