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> call linux grue
In a record 17 seconds, a linux grue comes and fixes the computer. It then eats you.
> what?
You forgot that you called a grue, not a guru.
> undo
Fine. UNDO.
Time goes backwards.
> call linux GURU
In a record 16 seconds, a Linux guru comes and solves your problems.
> smile
The guru turns out to be a grue.
> CHEATER!
I'm sorry, but all gurus are grues.
> kill narrator
You killed the narrator.
> Now I can type win without a grue eating me!
> win
CONGRAGULATIONS! YOU WIN!
> Yay!
NOT! For killing the narrator, you are eaten by a grue.
> cancel
The new narrator ceases to exist, as well as the grue.
> become god
Fine. You become god.
> MUHAHAHAHHAHAH-
You are eaten by the god of grues.
> point out that gods can't die
So what? You got eaten anyway.
> undo
The grue ceases to exist.
> destroy a random city
Idiot. You just blew up Free Country, USA!
> what?
You are killed by an angry mob of Homestar Runner fans. And Strong Bad.
> un-
Your god powers have been taken away.
- *** You have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
- *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***
Does all work and no play make Jack a dull boy? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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