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You stumble into the corridor, drunkenly wielding your not-so-trusty knife. That is, you'd have to be drunk. Why else would you attack a bunch of Grues with a kitchen knife? You're dead now.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


Does all work and no play make Jack a dull boy? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):