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 Swimming Score: 0 Moves: -45.6


> go for a swim

You dive into the ocean, effectively cleaning the 'adventurer aura' which you have been working on by not bathing.

It also cleans out your inventory.

Luckily, your pants stay on though.

Unluckily, you get sucked into a rip current and drown.


*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy? (All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy):