Zork

Dimensional Rift Thingimajig	Score: -10	Moves: 3
> Get eaten by grue Okay. ... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! There are no grues here! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!! > Beat computer to death with stick A grue eats you before you have a chance to scream. > ... I hate you so much. Hey, I'm just doing my job, kid. Well, I'm in a good mood, so I'm going to let you start over from the time you got thrust into the dimensional rift. > Oh joy, oh bliss. Thank you, O mighty master. No need to be sarcastic. Go back