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 DANCE PARTY!!! Score: WOO! Moves: WOO!


> dance party!

Woohoo! Good choice! A dance party is always fun! The room erupts in light and confetti, and the guest of honor comes in! That Dschinghis Khan guy and his band!


> Oh boy...
Woah, Khan is teh cool fool.


> No he isn't, he is a pitiful excuse.
I don't care what you think, just choose a command lamer!

  1. Kill Yourself
  2. Get eaten by a Grue
  3. Start over, I had enough!