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 Space, the final frontier Score: ? Moves: ?

You fly up. With the power of the sugar in your bloodstream, you easily break through the ceiling. You continue to fly up, higher and higher, until you get to outer space. Then you realize there's no atmosphere in outer space, so you're likely to explode in a shower of blood and gore. Fortunately, there's also no light, so you're even more likely to be eaten by a space grue, which is exactly what happens.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.