Zork

China Primary District	Score: 0	Moves: 0
The three 'blind' grues actually can see. Yeah, I know, mean trick. Sorry. There are five grues. You cannot outrun that many. You are eaten. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN