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| The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End
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Score: WTF!?
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Moves: I think this is your last move.
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> Wait! I kill Chuck Norris!
rolls on the floor laughing for about an hour*
gets up, realizes that you are serious, and does it again*
eventually gives in*
Alright. Exactly how do you kill Chuck Norris?
- With a gun!
- I summon Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Superman, every Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan!
- I become Chuck Norris!
- Didn't you read the Chuck Norris page? I summon Kurt Cobain!
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