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 choke Score: 0 Moves: 0

You dance around, enjoying your victory and a piece of Big Wed, I mean Red. In your dancing you trip over Ford's dead carcass and choke on the gum. This probably has something to do with the kid you scammed early on. Karma- what comes around goes around...or something to that effect.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)