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 Cellar Score: 26 Moves: 22


> loot corpse

Holey Crap! You found another elfin sword of great antiquity! And it was hidden in his underpants back pocket!

The finding of this rare and previously unreachable sword almost make you forget about the squeamishness of looking for it.


> examine sword
As you know, when an elven elfin sword is near the presence of evil, it glows brightly in proportion to how powerful the evil is. Right now it's making a hot day on the sun look gloomy by comparison. It's so bright you're probably getting skin cancer from it. Meaning, of course, that there's some freaking high concentrations of evil nearby. Probably east. Definitely east.

The advange, though, is that with something this bright not one Grue can get close to you.