Zork

Cave	Score: 11	Moves: 7
> use batteries You stare at the batteries for two hours trying to think of something to use them on. But eventually, inspiration hits you. > lick batteries You run your tongue over the contacts. Mmmm, voltage. Tangy. ...Wait, what? No, you idiot! I meant the other inspiriation! > construct MacGyver-style device with pants, the knife, the batteries and the stick of gum Much better. > inv You have a small black cube with a large red button labeled "Win Game" on one side. push button don't fail to fail to not succeed at failing to not push the button