Zork
Cave | Score: 11 | Moves: 8 |
The black cube wipes out the grues. Life is boring from here on in, but at least you can live without fear...
To reach the next rank, you need 498 more points, 3000 dollars or the Undersecretary's virginity, whichever comes first. As a result of your pathetic attempts of beating the system and finding the ONE page in the entire program that lets you win, this program will now self-destruct, destroying the world you have just attempted to save along with your own pathetic existance. Sucks to be you.
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