Zork

Toy Factory	Score: -10	Moves: 100
You go north, up to the north pole. You meet Santa Claus and become one of his elfs in slave work making toys for the rest of eternity. The end. *** You've been Blue Shell'd *** Would you like to restart your race, obtain a 'shroom, or finish last in this session of Mario Kart? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT): restart restore quit > escape You can't escape. I said "the end", motherfucker. *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy *** Does all work and no play make Jack a dull boy? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit