Zork

Toy Factory	Score: -10	Moves: 100
You go north, up to the north pole. You meet Santa Claus and become one of his elfs in slave work making toys for the rest of eternity. The end. *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy? (All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy): All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy > escape You can't escape. I said "the end", motherfucker. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN