Zork

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 Mist Score: 0 Moves: 13


> climb fence

Who are you, Adam West or something? You think you can just walk up a vertical surface of wire twenty feet tall?


> yes

You are an idiot.


> do it

Okayyy....you try in vain for several hours to climb the fence. When you finally straddle the top at last -


> yes!

- as I was saying, the sharp razor wire tears your soft, pillowy, flesh right open.


> scream in agony

You lose your balance and hit the ground on the other side, hard. Blood is now flowing from a dozen wounds. Expect to die in, say, about....*consults pocket watch*...five minutes if you don't stop the bleeding.