Zork

It's like North-south	Score: -5	Moves: -3
> go south-north You begin to walk south-north. That is to say: you walk on the spot like the idiot you are. Eventually the dreadlocked man under the tree leaves. Before too long you pass out from over exerting yourself in hot, hot Jamaica and you fall to the sandy beach in a heap. You get sand in you pants. Sometime later you wake up dead. *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy *** Does all work and no play make Jack a dull boy? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit Hey, that's a paradox YOU did!