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 Living room Score: 5-21 Moves: 4-23


> use flashlight on the 'tard

Typre properly or you die.


> use flashlight on boy

A blnding big.. thing of light jumps out and kicks some arse. That is to say, He is blinded.


> cast ultima

To cast Ultima you have to complete a quest wrought eith deadliness and... stuff. BTW, the kid is crying for some gum. Make your move.


> cast ultima

Stop that.