Zork

Big hole of ULTIMA	Score: 13	Moves: 37
You use your 1337 'porting skillz to teleport to the big hole of ultima. You could not do that before due to... hey look over there! Exits are to the north and north east. > Look around for stuff Typre properly or you die. > You did that one Sorry. An old man approaches and says that he needs his nipple cleaners back from porta potty. > cast ultima To cast Ultima you have to complete a quest! So you can't do it yet! Besides, this might be the quest. > Snort loudly in a tone of general amusement Go North Go south DO the stupid losers stupid loser ass-rape quest Kill him Typre properly or you die. > use flashlight on boy A blnding big.. thing of light jumps out and kicks some arse. That is to say, He is blinded. > cast ultima To cast Ultima you have to complete a quest wrought eith deadliness and... stuff. BTW, the kid is crying for some gum. Make your move. > cast ultima Stop that. Apologise Go on side quest for Ultima Game help