Zork

The Lion's Den	Score: 10	Moves: 23
> Catcall You whistle casually. Apparently a waste of time, because the only hot person in this game is a hundred miles and two thousand moves away. > Did....did they hear me? No, they did not hear you. Sheesh, get a real life. And I would be far more worried right now about what did hear you - just sayin'. > uh-oh You made a freakin' CATcall, what the hell do you expect? So yeah, every lion in the jungle responded. > run like hell And just who do you think you are? Jesse Owens? Anyone lazy enough to waste their time on this text is a shitty little fatling, anyway. You are devoured before you can scream. *** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy *** Does all work and no play make Jack a dull boy? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit