Zork

Africa	Score: 10	Moves: 23
> Birdcall You whistle casually. Unfortunately, as you are a terrible at mimicking mating calls, you fail at everything and especially at life. EPIC PHAIL > birdcall again EPIC PHAIL #2 Congratulations. You have just killed every bird in southern Africa. Simultaneously. The ornithologists are going to hate you for this. Continue Make a catcall Just take me to the ending, 'kay?