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 It's like North-south Score: -5 Moves: -3


> go south-north
You begin to walk south-north.

That is to say: you walk on the spot like the idiot you are.

Eventually it does get dark.

Before too long you pass out from over exerting yourself in hot, hot Africa and you fall to the ground in a heap.

You get ants in your pants.

Sometime later you wake up dead.


*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


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