Zork

It's like North-south	Score: -5	Moves: -3
> go south-north You begin to walk south-north. That is to say: you walk on the spot like the idiot you are. Eventually it does get dark. Before too long you pass out from over exerting yourself in hot, hot Africa and you fall to the ground in a heap. You get ants in your pants. Sometime later you wake up dead. *** Ye have departed this mortale coile *** Wouldst ye like to commence yower quest once more, restor yower saved position, or cease playing the Zork game? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit