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You go over there and find that Over There is the Arch Duke of the Wizzards. He summons, with use of a Pokémon card, all the Grues in existance. You are DoOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!


> Pray to God

A Lot of good that will do. Suddenly the hand of God Himself swoops down and kills all the Grues and the Arch Duke of the Wizzards. All the Grues are dead! You're Finally Safe!!! Ok I was wrong, so what.


> Cut Footloose

The Hand of God seeing your arrogance smashes you into oblivion. But at least you weren't eaten by a Grue! You are DoOMED, Told ya so!


*** You have died ***


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