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 Prison3 Score: 0 Moves: 0


> screw it and fire anyway

In an attempt to light your surroundings, you fire your light cannon straight ahead. Hey, a mirror.

You end up extra-crispy by your own light cannon. Your last thoughts are of how dangerous that mirror would be if a prisoner broke it and used the fragments as a weapon. You remain completely unaware of how dangerous that mirror would be if some idiot aimed a light cannon at it.


*** Gone with the Grue ***


Would you like to get Rhett, restore a fellow comrade, or say that you don't give a damn? (Type RHETT, COMRADE, or DAMN):