Zork

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> Pray You get on your knees and pray. The boss looks at you bemused. > Dear God, I'm... No time for praying, son. Pig-Emperor Porky has just whupped your ass. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN