Zork

PixelWorld5	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> pick up zorkmid You seem compelled not to do this, but you do, leaving your buttocks in full complete view of Henry the wonderworm as he lashes himself forwards through the air, tearing through your pants and into your anus, giving you years of paracidical mayhem until you die. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN