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 PixelWorld Score: 145 Moves: 63


> go south

Now standing near the large hole in the wall from earlier.


> look

You see the gaping hole made earlier by your suicidal party friends, the goatse-reincarnate worm and the non-conformist Russian Grue. Yellow '?' blocks clearly make a safe bridge to the large green pipe.


> go east

You now stand next to the pipe that you've worked so hard to reach. After working this hard, you expect it to teleport you somewhere a bit further in the "game", right? Only one way to find out.


> go in pipe

Please be more specific


> ARGGGH %#&W#N$&

Does not compute, fool.