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You see light. And feel light. And taste light. And hear light. And smell light.


> "Is anybody there?"


"I am."



> "And who are you?"

"What do you mean, who am I? Retard. I'm the old guy. You didn't go anywhere. You just stepped into some light."

You realize your fault, then as you attempt to exit the light, the light beams you somewhere.