Zork

South is the beach, dumbass	Score: >.>	Moves: <.<
> go south You walk into the water and eaten by Grue. > look You examine the grue. he appears to be a water grue and will let you go if you lead hime to Newgrounds. You lead him to Newgrounds and live happily ever after. > look again Never mind, it's a plain old grue. By the way, you are dead already. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN "You suck at Zork, Golf, Halo and everything else. Just die already." ~Oscar Wilde on you.