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 South is the beach, dumbass Score: >.> Moves: <.<


> go south

You walk into the water and eaten by Grue.


> look

You examine the grue. he appears to be a water grue and will let you go if you lead hime to Newgrounds. You lead him to Newgrounds and live happily ever after.


> look again
Never mind, it's a plain old grue. By the way, you are dead already.


*** All your Zork are belong to us ***


Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)



"You suck at Zork, Golf, Halo and everything else. Just die already."

~Oscar Wilde on you.