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> How do I unlock the hermitically sealed door?
InvisiClues for this question (move your mouse over the black-on-black text one line at a time):

? 1) Confucious, he say "How do you overcome a lock?"

? 2) No, the lock is immune to Hadokens.

? 3) No, jamming it with random objects would only make it harder to open.

? 4) Maybe if you had something that fitted in the lock.

? 5) Something that was designed to fit in the lock.

? 6) Something that would be the "key" to this whole mystery.

? 7) LIKE THE GOLD KEY IN THE ATTIC YOU F****ARD!!

? 8) I mean, really! How much more obvious do I have to be to penetrate your skull?!

? 9) Now get the hell off my lawn!