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> What do I do with the knife?
InvisiClues for this question (move your mouse over the black-on-black text one line at a time):

? 1) You can turn bread into sliced bread.

? 2) You can fulfill your stabbity urges whenever Fighter mentions sword-chucks.

? 3) You can die horribly while trying in vain to mortally wound a Grue.

? 4) Or, you can open a silver box in the bathroom of the white house and get the flashlight.