Zork

Inner Sanctum	Score: ?	Moves: ?
Welcome to the Inner Sanctum! Look there's the FINAL BOSS! Ur-Grue HP: 90,000 Stamina: 466 Agility: 512 Accuracy: 756 Zombification: 129 Odds of you beating it: 999 to 1 Weapons: +38/+75 Nuke Sword +91/+86 Satan's Trident Spells: Summon Monsters IX: Summons a Spiky Gloomba, a Vaporeon and an Ogier which then slay you instantly. WALL: Drops a 10-foot thick wall on top of you, which crushes you instantly. NUKE: Drops a 10-kilogram nuke on top of you, which crushes you instantly(before it has time to vaporize you). Instant Death: Kills you instantly. The ferocious fifty-foot-tall radioactive demon lion robot howls in fury and prepares a devastating spell - this is your one chance to attack! > Summon Mommy You would think screaming like a five year old girl would be helpful at this point, but you were wrong. You have 3 choices at this point: Go east Go north Take a dump