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 Gruicide Score: :) Moves: >:(


> commit Gruicide

What? You want to die?


> yes?

Dude, Gruicide is homicide on a Grue. But I'm the narrator, and I have to make things happen. My narrator powers make the Grue get stabbed to death by you stabbing it.


> AWESOME!

Unfortunately, the Gruelice break in and arrest. You are tried and you are exegrueted.


> exegruetion?

Execution by Grue. You have been eaten. Three times.


> THREE? This game makes no sense.

Yes it does. It means you were eaten, dumped, eaten again, dumped again, and finally, eaten (and then dumped in the toilet).

In other words...


*** Zork has won! ***


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