Zork

Gruetalk	Score: 5	Moves: 5, or 7
> talk to grue You start to say hello and the Grue interupts to comment on the blood coming from your jeans and suggests you use club soda to get it out. The Grue devours you before you have a chance to follow up on his advice. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN