Zork

Laboratory	Score: 30	Moves: 25
> attack the hermit Clutching the butcher knife in one hand, you advance on the crazy old hermit, and slice into his crazy old chest like tender steak! The hermit releases a spatter of bloody drool before sinking to the floor. Battle over! Experience Get! ...or so you think, until you notice his bloody chest is still moving. Uh oh, he's still alive. Or not, judging by the sudden violent shuddering accompanied with a shower of blood spurting from his wounds, followed by a blood-soaked Xenomorph. It looks at you. > fight xenomorph Too late, it gets the first move - which is to leap at you and tear your ribcage open, followed by devouring your heart and vital organs. Note to self: if there's a killer alien living in the body of some guy, do not slice said body open and let it escape. *** You got screwed *** Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit