Zork

GrueReturn	Score: 0	Moves: 0
You decide against all common sense and go back the way you came - right into the mouth of a disgruntled and still-hungry Grue. Smooth move, ex-lax. You're dead, but at least that Grue enjoyed a nice dinner. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN