Zork

Grue Program	Score: 0	Moves: 2
> run grueprog.exe You open the Grue Program. It shows you, in stunning detail, many interesting facts about Grues. You learn about their habitat, mating rituals, religious traditions, plus many more facts too numerous to list. However you encounter this error message... By some cosmic coincidence, the author of the Grue Program is the grue right behind you... *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN