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 Closet Score: 999,999,999 Moves: 777



> open trapdoor

If you want to...

You open the trapdoor with your Almighty Power.


> descend

You enter the GUE. It is pitch black. you are not likely to be eaten by a grue.


> "Let there be light"

Ugh...There is now light throughout the GUE. Way too ruin the storyline, r-tard.


> search the GUE for Grues

You aren't going to find any, you just lit the whole place up.