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 God Score: 999,999,999 Moves: 777



> cause earthquake

You create a giant earthquake, and the entire region crumbles around you. Nice going, dipshit.


> fly up

You hover above the wreckage. The entire region has been destroyed.


> Ascend to a higher plane.

Done. You float upwards, and find yourself in an aeroplane.