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 Outer Shaft Score: 22 Moves: 5


> Go to cove
As you enter, the cold cave wind passes near your ears. You can go further.
> go further

Suddenly, a tall stranger appears in front of your face.

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"I WANT YOUR MONEY."


> WHAT! My money?!? Never, buster.
The tall figure grabs you and throws you in the wall.

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> aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Before you hit, fortunely you are safely grabed by a fish-like creature.

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Then the fish says "Are you okay?"


> Yes, I think so.
Then the figure screams:

"I WANT THIS:

‘‘‘‘

!!!!"


> NO.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA! I WILL SOMMON A SPELL ON YOU TWO!"

"ஆயஏஹஷஓற ொெணௌ௮௫றங௧ய ஆஅண௱௰ஃள௭... ௬௩ளரபைணப!!!!"


> Um... sorry...


>>Foom!<<

You are sitting in the driver's seat of your car. There are some keys in the ignition, and tasty food and a bottle of water in the glove compartment. Wasting no time, you start the engine and make your way home.

*** You have won ***

Would you like to:

>>Foom!<<

 Noughts and Crosses Score: 0 Moves: 2


> open the noughts and crosses application
Welcome to Noughts and Crosses.

"I am your opponent, Dennis. I haven't played for a while, but I accept your challenge."

You are Noughts. I am Crosses. "You are on your way to destruction!"

Dennis moved to coordinates (B, 1).

 Shaft Score: ∆² Moves: ©rap


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The scene looks like you're underwater, but you are on dry “land”. You hear only water tiding, seagulls squeak, and crickets do the sound (you know, the leg sound). Now what?

Spider Ancient {{{1}}} Fish Game:Zork/Grue Game:Zork/Glitch city 2/Exit Game:Zork/Glitch city 2/Computer Pokémon