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 Outer Shaft Score: 22 Moves: 5


> Go to cove
As you enter, the cold cave wind passes near your ears. You can go further.
> go further


>>Foom!<<

You find yourself in Zzyzx, California. You enjoy the revitalising mineral springs for several years until you're arrested and convicted for misusing Federal land. Sorry!

*** You have lost ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):


>>Foom!<<

 Noughts and Crosses Score: 0 Moves: 2


> open the noughts and crosses application
Welcome to Noughts and Crosses.

"I am your opponent, Dennis. I haven't played for a while, but I accept your challenge."

You are Noughts. I am Crosses. "You are on your way to destruction!"

Dennis moved to coordinates (B, 1).

 Shaft Score: ∆² Moves: ©rap


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The scene looks like you're underwater, but you are on dry “land”. You hear only water tiding, seagulls squeak, and crickets do the sound (you know, the leg sound). Now what?

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