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You narrowly escape the Grues, and luckily you avoided the hole you fell in before. You walk down to the River of Death, where you are greeted by Charon, who would like you to call him Charlie, and offers to row you to the opposite shore. You climb into the boat and are rowing across the River when you notice that there are dead bodies in the water (just a "fun fact".) You come across an archway of black steel that says; "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate" or "Abandon every hope, all ye who enter" (another "fun fact".)

And yes most of this last page comes from Dante's Inferno. I do my research! And what do you do, you shmuck?