Zork

Africa	Score: 10	Moves: 29
> yearn Congo You can't go to Yearn Congo. > why not You incompetent clod! You aren't Congo Bill, that's why, and you don't have a team from National Geographic to film the killer gorillas! > screw that I'm going Fine then. You catch HIV, get shot by rebel soldiers, and starve to death like every other wannabe adventurer who tried to play Zork in that god-forsaken place. Your remains are likely to be eaten by a grue. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN