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Africa | Score: 10 | Moves: 29 |
You can't go to Yearn Congo.
You incompetent clod! You aren't Congo Bill, that's why, and you don't have a team from National Geographic to film the killer gorillas!
Fine then. You catch HIV, get shot by rebel soldiers, and starve to death like every other wannabe adventurer who tried to play Zork in that god-forsaken place. Your remains are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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