Zork

Oblivion	Score: ....	Moves: ...
> Press Red Button again like the sadistic creep I am Boom! You're dead. That wasn't very smart, was it? Everyone who failed to flee the planet in time is dead now. Even you. > And you? I'm not. I'm just text - the real narrator died a long time ago, by the way. But my point is that you are so deceased now. Ha! Dead-face! Press red button again End your miserable folly of an existence, doing universal civilization a wonderful favour and absolutely making my day