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 Biocomplex Score: 80 Moves: 44


> use ATM

You insert the ATM card in to the ATM and punch in the proper PIN. You hear a series of beeping noises, followed by a mechanical voice saying "Insufficient funds for transfer." Then, due to being soaked by ceiling sprinklers, the ATM short-circuits, detonating its self-destruct explosives.

You dodge the blast, but a shower of freshly minted gold zorkmids shoots through your flimsy plastic hazmat suit and buries itself in your heart.

And not in a romantic way, either.


*** All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ***


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