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 Biocomplex Score: 80 Moves: 44


> use ATM

You insert the ATM card in to the ATM and punch in the proper PIN. You hear a series of beeping noises, followed by a mechanical voice saying "Insufficient funds for transfer." Then, due to being soaked by ceiling sprinklers, the ATM short-circuits, detonating its self-destruct explosives.

You dodge the blast, but are shot in the heart by a shower of freshly minted gold zorkmids.

And don't think you're gonna earn an extra life from a hundred of those babies, either.


*** “So ein mist!”
~ Wario ***


Would you like to go back to the start, try again with 10 coins, or end this session of Mario Party? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):