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 Biocomplex Score: 80 Moves: 43


> take Amulet of Yendor

You slip the Amulet of Yendor around your neck and jet before you're eaten by a Grue. Except that I lied - it's just a cheap plastic imitation of the Amulet of Yendor. Frustrating how just when you think you've got the Amulet it turns out to be one of these, isn't it?

You follow the busted corridor back to the ATM machine. You consider entering the main complex, but the guards aren't too fond of your breaking and entering, no matter how hard you try to call it an April Fool's joke.