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> QW#@!#$EW#E%$$E The thing looks at you in bewilderment and says "8uHHGFR$543?" > RES$%$UWRS$$#^^%$*((*) The thing stares at you menacingly and replies "THY%^$#%(@!FVDDER". It looks mad and you seem screwed. > zOMG HUUUULP You just cast the most powerful spell in the game. The thing backs up and says, "Dang foo, you don't have to get all up on me like that." > You speak ebonics? "No, I speak grue at a native level." You realize at this point that this thing is a interdimensional form of Grue and you're screwed. > fight Grue You can't because, technically, this isn't a grue. > fight thing What "thing"? > I dont know WTF its called! That's your problem. > run As an interdemensional being, I hate to have to remind you that it's everywhere. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN