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 This is odd... Score: ??? Moves: ???


> Sure?

You answer with a uncertain sure, and then the beast stands up. He wiggles his tentacles and a pretty rainbow light hits you. You pass out from the sheer pain of it. You awake to find yourself in a dark nondescript room.


> look

You see a computer screen with the following options:

  1. Shut Down computer
  2. Play Zork
  3. Dance Party!