UnGames:You Have Sinned/Sword 2

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You choose the sword of Gastrices, a most powerful artifact that once belonged to a great elf king. But the insanely powerful magic of the sword is too much for you, and you die from an overdose of awesomeness.

YOU ARE SENT BACK TO EARTH AS A CHICKEN

YOU ARE PLACED ON FARM
YOU ARE EATEN
YOU ARE SENT BACK TO HEAVEN
SO RESTART ONCE MORE
YES, CHICKENS GO TO HEAVEN