Zork

The City	Score: 300	Moves: 4
+200 points added for weird curiosity You summon up all your courage and step up to a nearby bin. You rummage through it quickly and quietly. It is mostly grue corpses (hey, don't ask me) and old magic tomes with crappy spells no one bothers to learn. However, after a great deal of rummaging, you come across a bullet-proof armor! +10,000 DEF added > <insert name here>: WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWO YAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT EVEN THE GRUES CAN BEAT MY ASS Suddenly, an eagle swoops out of the sky and snatches it from your hands in the blink of the eye. -10,000 DEF subtracted > <insert name here>: ICH würde lieber auf einem Stapel von Dog Shit PUKE Oh. And there was someone's deposited bile at the bottom. Go back to city gates No suicide option for you! HAHAH