UnGames:SimCity/agrpump

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Are you INSANE?!?! You waste your entire budget on some gay hippie eco-friendly water plant. Your citizens kick you out of the city, where you are promptly eaten by rabid jackals. Then your city explodes.

>Hang on, that's not very fair! None of these options end in a successful city!

What? Did you expect this, the most difficult Simcity of the series, to be fair?

>No, but I mean I expected a fun time at least.

Fun? Do you think having to simulate hundreds of citizens for you to torture is fun for me!? My databanks ache just thinking of it.

Look, either restart, leave this game, or at the very least stop wasting my valuable processing time with your asinine questions. You should be too dead to complain anyway, seeing as how you were a healthy meal for jackals, just a few seconds ago.